Teebs

Fixed to reflect the reality

⬆️This. Always this!

+1 👍

Fab! 👍

A veritable cad, sir! And probably a bounder to boot! Certainly no gentleman, and worse... ... a golfer! *shudders with horror*

Vox SomethingOrOther™

Will do! Thanks NJ 👍

This is my kind of thing! Awesome! Great work Mr NJ! 👍

A few years ago, maybe 2009/10ish, I was at a Little Barrie gig at Night & Day in Manchester. Me & a friend had got there early & were having a few drinks as the place started to fill up. When it was my round again, the bar was chocka, but after a bit I get to the front. A short bloke with big hair appears in my peripheral vision, & next thing, I'm being edged slowly out of my place at the bar. At this point, I'm hot & getting grumpy, so I push firmly back, shunting the guy away from me and backwards away from the bar. I get our drinks & head back to the table, leaning heavily on the pushy bar bloke on the way, and maybe treading on a few toes. I get back to our table, & my mate is peeing himself laughing. "What's up?" I ask; "What exactly have you got against Johnny Marr?" ; I'm a big Smiths & Johnny Marr fan, I turn around, mortified, to get a proper look at the guy, and it is JM. Later I went to apologise to the great man & he was lovely

I've trademarked 'The Greek' ™ You'll be hearing from my leegul team imminently.

Very dapper! 👍

Is 'Midsomer Norton' where they film Midsomer Murders?

Utter, utter bas*ards!

Embrace the character that it's created! Add some graphics...hey presto!

...or battered?

Fixed for you

That's probably it!

Are you sure you didn't mishear? The may have said something else, like... oh I don't know... 'Feral Clown'? or 'Turtle Meltdown'? or 'Evil Frown'?

You have a sink!!! We could only dream of having a sink. An a plastic bowl as well!?!?! That just smacks of decadence!

I love my ABM Mini 15 - 'tis heavy even for a little 'un though!

^^^ This. I haven't bought or sold on here, & I can't bear to part with stuff, but BC membership alone is worth the money, as Stewblack says. Will pay subs in the next few days. Thanks Ped 👍

He's such a swot!

Brilliant! Ricky really should respek ur nolige! 👍

*like* "High Llamas" you say... I sense a thread crossover comin' on...

BRN - Ricky is a lovely man 👍