Ricky 4000

Thank you, that's the one! Beautiful. And it's a PJ! ... I don't like in now. A chocolate fireguard, you are. 😁

The PJ (or P bass special) - Yes - It must be the thinking man's Fender (design) bass - but personally I can't stand the look of the P + J bridge PUPs together... or the look of a "double P". I'd rather have one of each. Probably with a J neck on the P, like "Duck" Dunn (MHRIP). I'd also love one of them fancy Fender Js with the bound body. 😍 What's it called? Begins with "A"?

The P is definitely the best shape for standing up on the floor and leaning against things without falling over.

Or the other way around?

Yay! Nice and baggy, see? And that's my bass!! 👍 👍 👍

Can't speak for anybody else, but I'm taking P and J as basic designs, rather than just the Fender branded ones. I know you like "P" rather than typing "Precision" every time. 😁

Hear hear. 👍 It's a nasty habit, and Teebs is one of the worst offenders. 😁

I feel like there's change in the air...

I've got heavy bones! 🍕

An even wiser man once said: Give the people what they want, not what they think they want.

Gotcha, thanks. 👍 So... no no, never mind! 😁

So Welsh people are weird now? No! Lets not do that again... I get in as much trouble as you do! Isn't it? 😁

You speak Welsh! I'm impressed!! 😲

I think the bass center did a P bass in that kinda BRG colour recently, and it sold out quickly. 👍

No. it was a stupid thing to say, and I'm sorry. And I'm stupid. 😩

I'm liking the colour as well, Manskinny. 👍 I know what you mean, but that green, in that bass - it looks classy!

People nicknamed "Spike". ☹️ (except Spike Milligan).

Bus drivers. Jamie Oliver!! ☹️

Holy Moses! 💩

Don't you think that's a little bit extreme? What about Patrick Moore (RIP)... he was "OK" wasn't he...? 😥 edit: Oh, and Mahatma Gandhi?? 👍

Good evening, and welcome. 👍

And children.

People who say "bassist" instead of bass player, bass players who play chords, bass players who can't play chords, most drummers, people who use quotation marks in real life, people who say "meal" or "tour" in a funny way that isn't funny, the filthy rich, the dirt poor, and students.

So, to sum up the people we hate most: Bass players who take their hand off the neck without a doctor's note. Bass players who play covers without due care and attention. Smoothies. Hipsters (not to be confused with ex-hippies, who are cool). Poseurs. Racists. John Deacon. Anybody who makes spelling or grammatical errors. And rapists. 👍