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Mr Steven Morrissey has it all worked out. He only has to open his mouth and begin to take a breath before thousands of enraged people rush off to do his PR for him. Genius.

I've hit a brick wall with this one, dunno why. Wrote something, it went nowhere, sounded horrible Best of luck to all, see you next month

Hi David and welcome to BassChat! 63? That's not old round here. That's early middle-age

Hi rockerbox and welcome to the forum

In the event of a BC server failure the agreed procedure is that we all go round to @ped's house.

He is indeed so awesome. Anyway, my tone. How would I describe it? Round, hefty, punchy, reminiscent of pear drops, liquorice and monkey spunk.

Hi Michael.Guitarman and to the forum.

Hi furym and to the forum.

Hi Jim C and

Oh, nicely put, Studiodawg! Welcome to the forum

Hi boomslang and to the forum.

Hi Brigadier and

Hi Rob and

When an Englishman greets you with a cheery 'Hello, you fat bastard' you know you've a friend for life. I tested this theory (almost) to destruction when one Christmas our office did the 'Secret Santa' thing. I drew a colleague who had recently discovered his house was under threat of compulsory purchase for a road-widening scheme so I bought him a small Corgi toy bulldozer.

Good to see you back here, Darryl. Nice work in that video. Enjoy your summer and let us know how you get on.

Welcome to our TalkBass Pals I for one am desolated to hear of TalkBass's travails. Were the same to happen to BC (perish the thought) I would be so entirely mortified that I would literally shed body weight until service was resumed. To which end I echo our glorious leader @ped in extending a welcome to those orphans of the storm, where ere they hail, who wash ashore upon our modest strand, blameless victims of a catastrophic failure beyond their control. In a very real sense, their plight is BassChat's to assuage, however fleeting may be the acquaintance. Practical Assistance for Visitors Feel free to interact with the locals; only a vanishingly small number of them will be comprehensible; just nod and smile. Suffering from GAS? Why not take something home as a souvenir of your stay? Equipment sales are in the BC Marketplace. Those who find themselves in a state of tempest-related undress may source clean, pre-loved clothing from the BassChat Quartermaster in the basement, no chit required. Fancy a slice of local culture? Get thee to Off Topic (some adjustment may be required) Those wishing to sample our local cuisine should hie themselves to the Food Court in the west atrium where succulent, traditional delicacies abound. Enjoy! Today's Special: Mr Skinnyman's Lincolnshire Delight (£5.99 / $8.23) Enjoy your visit. Stick around, even. There's usually someone here until quite late.

Hi MP and welcome to the forum

Hi NeatBass and

Local Man: "I Foresee Catastrophe"

Since he retired, John Hall's got time on his hands.

Inspired by the Cameroonian bass player Etienne Mbappé our old friend @xilddx regularly rocked a pair of black silk gloves and expressed his complete satisfaction. Xilddx bought his gloves from Jasmine Silk, possibly these https://www.jasminesilk.com/silk-gloves-liner-black/p30 although it was ten years ago and his gloves might have been different. On the subj. of gloves M. Mbappé has himself observed:

It was a different time: Then Band: Alex can't do the next album Label: OK Band: We thought we'd just do one without him Label: OK Band: Dunno what the sales will be like Label: OK Band: Can we have tour support? Label: OK Now Band: Alex can't... Label: You're all fired

Friend of mine had their album.