Haha Dave! You're definitely not going to last until Christmas are you? 😁
Equally to the point, how come you're bored of your nail parlour Bergs quite so quickly? It took me a whole 4 years to get bored of mine but you've got there in 2 and a bit months flat! They've clearly been usurped for gigs by your JC and it's red companion back up to be so I'm not going to take any of that "yeh, but I still love 'em, they still have a special place in my heart" nonsense. Fact check: they've been unceremoniously dumped for a younger model.
And just as equally to the point, I'm very jealous you still have gigs for the lady-in-red JC to be a back up to!