From my current advert for a rock'n'roll guitarist:
[i][color=#3C3241][font=Castledown, Arial, sans-serif][size=4]"We're both experienced gigging musicians and we're aiming to gig at least once a month. [/size][/font][/color][/i]
[i][color=#3C3241][font=Castledown, Arial, sans-serif][size=4]We have excellent equipment, including PA and lightshow,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#3C3241][font=Castledown, Arial, sans-serif][size=4]WE are based in NW London (Kilburn and Harrow), we have our own rehearsal space in Harrow, and we'll be looking for gigs out towards the M25 to the NW of here. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#3C3241][font=Castledown, Arial, sans-serif][size=4]YOU have your own good equipment and reliable transport, you are free to rehearse once a week, and you have no problem with joining us in searching for venues and punting for gigs."[/size][/font][/color][/i]
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[u]Text conversation[/u]:
[color=#800000]HIM: I love rockabilly, I live in Watford and would like to try out.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]ME: Have you got any YouTube or similar you can send us?[/color]
[color=#800000]HIM: I'm still learning to be honest but I will pick it up pretty quickly. I have just saved up and got a decent guitar and amp.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]ME: Fair enough, but we need someone at the same experience level as ourselves.[/color]
[color=#800000]HIM: OK, no problem. What level are you? Can I see your band on YouTube?[/color]
[color=#0000ff]ME: ??? Did you not look at the advert?[/color]
[color=#800000]HIM: Sorry, I did, but I'm out at the minute.[/color]
[b][color=#ff0000]GAME OVER[/color][/b]
[b][color=#ff0000]INSERT NEW COIN[/color][/b]