miles'tone

Maggot Brain - Funkadelic

Mother of pearl pickguard to match the inlay blocks would work.

R.S.I - Karim Kamar

Damn...wish I'd thought of that!

Another solution.

Wow makes me feel grateful that my wife likes seeing mine out (fnarr!)

Sweet Home Chicago - The Blues Brothers

Noose and Sleazy - The Stranglers (Saw them live on Saturday - still frickin outstanding!👌)

Ah. I thought you were travelling TO that London!

It's a 70s MIJ Terada. A very well made Martin copy with lovely low action and easy to play. Sounds like it should.

I have a good one that you're welcome to loan Mac. I'm in Cardiff though so I don't know how helpful that is to you.

The dad jokes roll even worse before morning coffee! Wow...apologies! 😳

"The boy's of the NPUD choir were singing happy day, and the bells were ringing out...for New Bass Day"

I can hear Bambi spinning from here though.

Yes they do look fab 👍 Another option is the Luna Tattoo Shorty. They were originally designed by a lady with diminutive ladies in mind too. I've not played one but they're good by all accounts. I like the phases of the moon inlays especially... https://www.thomann.de/gb/luna_guitars_tattoo_short_scale_bass.htm

For a casual OM turn on a bass, HB Shorty P all the way. I've had mine for over a decade and I've done nothing to it. At all. It's still got the strings on it came with. Didn't even need to touch the trussrod or intonation. Still going strong and sounds Brill. This coming from a serial bass fettler/buyer/seller is high praise indeed! Cheapest new bass I've ever bought too (apart from a HB deko) which really does make me question my otherwise very expensive habit 😂 It's short but sounds like a grown up P 👍

A million picks?

Spy Plane - Rainfire

People still watch TV?

Sally Cinnamon - The Stone Roses

Funky Drummer - James Brown

Wu Wei - Chinese Traditional ☯️

Landfill Compactor - Twenty Trucks

Born Slippy (Lava, Lava, Lava...) - Underworld