A hugely overpriced bass guitar in the shape (and colours) of a fish.

[bass_dinger]

https://ebay.us/m/5E9p3T

 

"Handmade bass bass. New. Now you can not only tune a guitar but you can also tuna fish. Body of the guitar is handmade out of solid oak. Large mouth bass graphic. Glass eye. Constructed with all new parts including neck, strings, pickups, and knobs."

 

$50,000 is a lot to pay for a pun.

[tauzero]

Absolutely top end Glarry neck.

[binky_bass]

Constructed with the cheapest possible parts... Definitely a sub £100 Glarry bass with the body butchered to look like a fish with a giant metal schlong. Approximate value: negative a million. 

[HeadlessBassist]

Only in America... I do hope no one is so utterly stupid to fall for this. $50,000 would buy you nearly two new Alembics!

 

I bet the neck dive is terrible, too. 

[Grooverjr]

There is a best offer option. Anyone in the USA willing to offer him 50 bucks? 

[Hellzero]

7 hours ago, Grooverjr said:

There is a best offer option. Anyone in the USA willing to offer him 50 bucks? 

I was more thinking about 0.0050 bucks...

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

The wonky angles of the mismatched screws securing the bridge, and the precision of the routing job for the pickups and neck pocket remind me of someone.

 

Surely It can't be 'him?' 🤔

 

[Homatron]

If I offer $1, am I likely to get stung for $49k shipping costs?

[rwillett]

6 hours ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said:

The wonky angles of the mismatched screws securing the bridge, and the precision of the routing job for the pickups and neck pocket remind me of someone.

 

Surely It can't be 'him?' 🤔

 

 

A colonial cousin possibly? Somebody from the family tree but deported around 200 years ago? He could also have moved to the "land of the brave and the free" (stop sniggering at the back) hoping his entrepreneurial talents would more appreciated. 

I was going to say you had misused the word 'precision' but realised that you are correct and it can wholly be used in this context.