WhoNeedsYou Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Caramel blonde - may contain traces of horse DNA tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dave Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362258831' post='1997779'] I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!! [/quote] That's how I got barred from Aldi..... mind you , I was checking the collar and cuffs matched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362258831' post='1997779'] I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!! Why didn't I think of looking there years ago ? If it weren't too late to cancel the arrangements I'd be sending that internet bride back to the Ukraine right now . Oh well , I suppose it serves me right for being a snob and shopping at Waitrose . [/quote] If you can afford to shop in waitrose, i can be a natural blonde for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362313965' post='1998187'] If you can afford to shop in Waitrose, I can be a natural blonde for you... [/quote] Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Now then, now then young man as it happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362314274' post='1998196'] Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Now then, now then young man as it happens... [/quote] Lol, eh, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362314752' post='1998207'] Lol, eh, what? [/quote] Goodness gracious, guys 'n' gals - ee-urgh! And so on and so forth. *Rattles jewellery - dons gold track suit, lights cigar, runs away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) [quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1362312530' post='1998164'] That's how I got barred from Aldi..... mind you , I was checking the collar and cuffs matched. [/quote] That's Lidl behaviour , Dave . [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362313965' post='1998187'] If you can afford to shop in waitrose, i can be a natural blonde for you [/quote] I get most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there . Edited March 3, 2013 by Dingus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362328238' post='1998422'] That's Lidl behaviour , Dave . I got most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there . [/quote] My wife shops at Waitrose. I thought she was getting through the housekeeping money quickly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362328238' post='1998422'] I get most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there . [/quote] Ah right, ok. [quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362339255' post='1998656'] I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker. [/quote] I'll leave you 2 alone then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Lidl has the most desperate women though, the sort I like. Or rather to be perfectly honest - the sort I get. Sorry for the derailment - I'm going to blame Dingus and WhoNeedsYou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mep Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Ok. That's the 2nd derailment lately. Let's get back to the waistcosts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='mep' timestamp='1362346922' post='1998817'] waistcosts! [/quote] Ok then, a couple of general rules about waistcosts. 1- The bigger the waist, the cheaper they are (speaking in terms of those who might sell themselves for money) 2- The bigger the waist, the more they will cost (speaking in terms of a night out, particularly in a restaurant) There's your waistcosts for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362339255' post='1998656'] I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker. [/quote] Nothing worse than getting taken up the cold aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362347819' post='1998838'] I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there! [/quote] Because you need to shop somewhere where other people speak like they have a mouth full of marbles i suppose? I've never set foot in a waitrose. We don't have them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stu Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362347819' post='1998838'] I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there! [/quote] Their recent adverts claim to match Tesco for branded items. Couldn't say myself, there isn't one close enough to make it worthwhile. So it's "Meatballs for dinner darling?" .........."Ne-e-e-igh lass, not again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm fresh outta waistcoats myself but..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1362347656' post='1998836'] Nothing worse than getting taken up the cold aisle. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Is that the same as the drinks corridor ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 [quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362352152' post='1998930'] Is that the same as the drinks corridor ? [/quote] No, it's the same as the back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivansc Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "I'm not a bass player, but I play one in bass magazines" Just about sums it up. Publishers are scared to have real bass players on their premises in case we break something falling over the drummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362348246' post='1998844'] Because you need to shop somewhere where other people speak like they have a mouth full of marbles i suppose? I've never set foot in a waitrose. We don't have them here. [/quote] If you add up your monthly shopping bill and send me 15 percent of that amount you can pretend you have been there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362428247' post='1999690'] If you add up your monthly shopping bill and send me 15 percent of that amount you can pretend you have been there! [/quote] What's 15% of £6.36? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Firefly Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 (edited) That my friends is Simon Quinlank, the king of hobbies and it looks like that week, his hobby was playing bass....... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1xjcyyuDM0[/media] Edited April 18, 2013 by Wayne Firefly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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