Dad3353 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1333967558' post='1608767'] [size=5][b]"well it looks to me like like... (puts on sunglasses, looks to left).. she fell into somones snare..."[/b][/size] [/quote] I think it was Tom (but which one..?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 everything about that house is suspicious he has 2 fridges one which hasnt been used ever, but he likes to keep it in the middle of the kitchen to "air" he is also the kind of guy to dig a massive (seemily pointless, but berhaps its for the bodies) hole in the garden and then take a big swig of his aldi beer and pat him self on the back for all his hard work. The hot tap has only just been fixed in the last month or two as before he thought it was too expensive so he broke the tap. i could go on, but he is one strange cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 my bass is at my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 thoroughly covered in white spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus_147 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='paulwillson' timestamp='1333972569' post='1608878'] everything about that house is suspicious he has 2 fridges one which hasnt been used ever, but he likes to keep it in the middle of the kitchen to "air" he is also the kind of guy to dig a massive (seemily pointless, but berhaps its for the bodies) hole in the garden and then take a big swig of his aldi beer and pat him self on the back for all his hard work. The hot tap has only just been fixed in the last month or two as before he thought it was too expensive so he broke the tap. i could go on, but he is one strange cat. [/quote] Well, I'm not one to judge, but he does [i]sound [/i]like a serial killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alstocko Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1333967558' post='1608767'] [size=5][b]"well it looks to me like like... (puts on sunglasses, looks to left).. she fell into somones snare..."[/b][/size] [/quote] Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) [size=5][b]"Well I guess we just found the new drummer... *Puts on shades, looks left*...for the KILLERS"[/b][/size] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vh0WmT7YQ4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vh0WmT7YQ4[/url] Edited April 9, 2012 by Nibody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisnameistaken Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='Icarus_147' timestamp='1333972771' post='1608886'] Well, I'm not one to judge, but he does [i]sound [/i]like a serial killer. [/quote] Shouldn't laugh but srsly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [b][size=5]"Well they always say... *Puts on shades, looks left*... no-one stays for the Drum Solo"[/size][/b] [b][size=5] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vh0WmT7YQ4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vh0WmT7YQ4[/url][/size][/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Dog ate your homework, again, eh? Bizarre story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stef030 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [b]a smooth criminal I think,[/b] [b]knock knock knocking on heavens door [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edster Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 If there's going to be a protracted enquiry into the circumstanes of this sudden death contact the DS in charge of the investigation and explain your circumstances to him. Sounds that your gear will have been stored in a different room and providing its not connected with the investigation you should, more than likely, be able to get it. If it's a murder enquiry you ain't getting near it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilMorrell Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I once was late for a rehearsal because as I was about to leave, I realised that there were about 40 Met Police in FULL RIOT GEAR covering an Armed Response Unit in the street outside. No shots were fired and no one arrested - Turned out they were actually filming "The Bill". Looked dead real through my kitchen window though - laser sights and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 thats awesome Neil! Just to let everyone know the death was of natural causes aqnd we are free to practice tomorrow! The guys dad must be shaken up being accused of murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBassBob Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1333967558' post='1608767'] [size=5][b]"well it looks to me like like... (puts on sunglasses, looks to left).. she fell into somones snare..."[/b][/size] [/quote] [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1333973776' post='1608905'] [size=5][b]"Well I guess we just found the new drummer... *Puts on shades, looks left*...for the KILLERS"[/b][/size] [/quote] [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1333974062' post='1608917'] [b][size=5]"Well they always say... *Puts on shades, looks left*... no-one stays for the Drum Solo"[/size][/b] [b][size=5][/size][/b] [/quote] These have made my evening. If we should ever meet, I'm buying you a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Has there been a [i]murdah?[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 hahahahahah it made the local news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) [quote name='paulwillson' timestamp='1334003163' post='1609577'] hahahahahah it made the local news! [/quote] [b][u][size=7]BAND'S EQUIPMENT INACCESSIBLE [/size][/u][/b] LOCAL WOMAN FOUND DEAD AT THE SCENE Edited April 9, 2012 by waynepunkdude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Someone died. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 [quote name='silddx' timestamp='1334011263' post='1609773'] Someone died. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [/quote] I'm sure we're all mostly amused by the randomness of the thread rather than at the fact that someone has died... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwillson Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 yeah, obviously not happy that someone died, its just The guy whos house it is is a really strange character and that sort of thing could only happen to him, just wanted to put it out there to see if anyone had a better excuse for not being able to get at their gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I think what we have here in this thread is the traditional British approach to masking emotionally awkward subjects by using humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 [quote name='ped' timestamp='1334012068' post='1609780'] I'm sure we're all mostly amused by the randomness of the thread rather than at the fact that someone has died... [/quote] Yes it's very amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 [quote name='silddx' timestamp='1334051324' post='1610007'] Yes it's very amusing. [/quote] I disagree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 [quote name='Nibody' timestamp='1334036400' post='1609832'] I think what we have here in this thread is the traditional British approach to masking emotionally awkward subjects by using humour. [/quote] Ahh, that must be it. Apologies for being so serious. After all, we didn't know the dead person so it's all fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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