discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Yes, those pussies are very similar, and - ...you know what, I just can't do this any more. I will say though, that the current mrs discreet went to the hairdresser today for a 'plum rinse'. Which is not what I thought it was. Edited February 14, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I had a drummer whose (only) Granny died. About 3 months later she died again MB1. The dangers of being a stand up comiedienne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='woodyratm' timestamp='1329235508' post='1539298'] "I can't practice this weekend - I'm pole dancing". From the drummer. [/quote] I'm hoping your drummer is female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329238605' post='1539391'] I will say though, that the current mrs discreet went to the hairdresser today for a 'plum rinse'. Which is not what I thought it was. [/quote] Just splattered my screen with coffee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo4652 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1329235318' post='1539295'] I once had my porn shoot cancelled due to a loud band next door. [/quote] It was you who complained then! I've just emailed the band to let them know I can't rehearse on Sunday because I'm driving a rescue boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) [size=4][quote name='solo4652' timestamp='1329239541' post='1539414'] I can't rehearse on Sunday because I'm driving a rescue boat.[/size][size=4][/quote][/size] Can you drive a boat? Unless 'driving the rescue boat' is a porn euphemism, obviously. Edited February 14, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo4652 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329239748' post='1539420'] Can you drive a boat? Unless 'driving the rescue boat' is a porn euphemism, obviously. [/quote] Yes - I had to go on a special 3-day course to learn how. We had practicals and videos, and we got to practise with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329239748' post='1539420'] Can you drive a boat? Unless 'driving the rescue boat' is a porn euphemism, obviously. [/quote] [quote name='solo4652' timestamp='1329240232' post='1539432'] Yes - I had to go on a special 3-day course to learn how. We had practicals and videos, and we got to practise with each other. [/quote] OK, which one are you saying yes to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo4652 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='Blademan_98' timestamp='1329240345' post='1539435'] OK, which one are you saying yes to? [/quote] I've got these courses soon - perhaps I'd better check the course programmes: Illegal pumping and rocking - especially just after the start. Gybing on the inside. Keeping your height on the beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 MB1. Re..Cancelled rehearsals... Rehearsed with one band in a local girls school which unfortunately involved taking gear through a canteen area and up a flight of stairs (Not ideal but free). The Drummer had a habit of turning up late and true to form,he calls "Im gonna be a bit late,ive left my cymbals in my driveway and have to go back to get them" he turns up an hour later having walked through the school,treading dog crap which hed acquired in the car park?.The Caretaker asked us to leave and we never heard from the drummer again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) [quote name='solo4652' timestamp='1329240232' post='1539432'] We had practicals and videos, and we got to practise with each other. [/quote] It must be great to be constantly exposed to seamen. Edited February 14, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I got yer coat...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='Oopsdabassist' timestamp='1329245625' post='1539563'] I got yer coat... [/quote] I'll probably need a lifejacket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodyratm Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329239067' post='1539402'] I'm hoping your drummer is female? [/quote] Nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='woodyratm' timestamp='1329250695' post='1539665'] Nope! [/quote] Agghh! It's not this bloke, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackers Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 the most annoying one I've ever had is: "Me and my friend smoked too much weed earlier, and now I'm too high to drive." f*cking drummers....haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodyratm Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329250915' post='1539671'] Agghh! It's not this bloke, is it? [/quote] Haha imagine legolas from lotr but with daft muscles, and you're pretty much there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 [quote name='woodyratm' timestamp='1329251419' post='1539682'] Haha imagine legolas from lotr but with daft muscles, and you're pretty much there... [/quote] That just put an image in my head I just didn't want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329239748' post='1539420'] Can you drive a boat? Unless 'driving the rescue boat' is a porn euphemism, obviously. [/quote] Every sentence containing a verb sounds like a porn euphemsim to you, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 [quote name='woodyratm' timestamp='1329251419' post='1539682'] Haha imagine legolas from lotr but with daft muscles, and you're pretty much there... [/quote] Shame you're in Aberdeen, I want to meet this guy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1329302519' post='1540169'] Every sentence containing a verb sounds like a porn euphemsim to you, mate! [/quote] Mmm, 'containing'. Hurr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodyratm Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1329302664' post='1540176'] Shame you're in Aberdeen, I want to meet this guy!! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblin Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 "I haven't enough petrol to go fetch the drummer, can we do without him?" That was one of mine and I was the band driver. Also had from a drummer recently "nah we don't need to tighten up, we'll just wing it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 [quote name='goblin' timestamp='1329617130' post='1544993'] Also had from a drummer recently "nah we don't need to tighten up, we'll just wing it" [/quote] Drummers. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1329617676' post='1544995'] Drummers. Classic. [/quote] Well one practice was cancelled due the drummer emailing me so say: "I can't make it because I am busy" Go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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