leschirons Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Okay my frend, this final offer for your wonderful lovely bass. You get, Talking piano, dancing bear, my sister (she no Kylie Minogee, but she also not Pat Butcher from your East-endys) And... my prized record disc, given to me by actual singer Mark Walnut or something and his friend, known as "the other one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I have heard that in the same way Jimmy Coppolo basses have a big paddle headstock to alleviate dead spots mayonnaise bass players have to grow a Borat style moustache for the same reason, is this true? Both versions for me carry similar whiffs of bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='1113952' date='Feb 3 2011, 02:57 PM']On which bass, the Mayonnaise? or the OPs?[/quote] Yes. And are there strap locks, or any other form of bondage equipment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='tauzero' post='1114781' date='Feb 4 2011, 12:41 AM']Yes. And are there strap locks, or any other form of bondage equipment?[/quote] You like ball gag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='1114926' date='Feb 4 2011, 08:50 AM']You like ball gag?[/quote] Shouldn't jokes about testicles be in the "Bad jokes" thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 [quote name='tauzero' post='1114927' date='Feb 4 2011, 08:52 AM']Shouldn't jokes about testicles be in the "Bad jokes" thread?[/quote] You can never joke about balls. Unless they aren't yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Could we see a video of this being played by a 17 year old please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Would you consider a Carl Thompson pickled bass in trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurcatovium Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 [quote name='tauzero' post='1118959' date='Feb 7 2011, 03:53 PM']Could we see a video of this being played by a 17 year old please?[/quote] Didn't you mean 17 year bald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Is this still for sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 [quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1297931195' post='1130578'] Is this still for sale? [/quote] No, it has now been eaten. Sorri man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taa Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 is there any pic or I have a problem with seeing pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 [quote name='Taa' timestamp='1316519471' post='1379028'] is there any pic or I have a problem with seeing pics? [/quote] Only pics afetr the digesting juices of the buyer has attacked it. I got my iPhone as far up him colon as passable and took some picture for you. Sorri for the quality, the flash is not the best. If you look well in picture A you can still make out the jesus image in there, the jesus spirit survive through all the turmoil of the digestion system. The buyer will soon make a poo poo poo worth a million! Here are teh picture. I took it to the chemisst for him to analese the picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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