Lord Sausage

You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes…

Who's gonna get the strange woman to distribute the swords?

I think a farcical aquatic ceremony would be a better way.

But which Plek is best for metal?

Stevie Vai on geet at the end. The Master!

Particularly like the verse groove to this as it's so simple and obvious. As the best things usually are, which pisses me off in equal measure as I would never think of it for that reason.

Clearly! I'm a Motorhead fan myself. I wasn't passing judgement. I was just saying how it looked. The bad taste was in reference to me.

This may be in bad taste but the opening post reads Killed by Death Then shows the picture of a man who has died.

Yeah, it's clearly an experiment.

But what picks are best for Chinese metal?

It's too simplistic to blame bad things on religion. Essentially all bad things are down to humans and their ideologies. Can't remember who said it but a philosopher said people don't have ideas, ideas have people. Religions were just early ideologies. Nowadays it's capitalism, consumerism, individualism, communism etc. The common denominator is people with ideas. Better to blame them than Jesus or Allah

Considered this but thought it might get pulled!

Leg

There's no pleasing some people 😄

Deffo, it's a right tune. Cool bass too!

The new Lego Hernia range!

https://fb.watch/6_V4qWjxn7/ Should have left it without a scratch plate though!

I think I love you Happy Jack!

My mate got this body from the same place. I can attest that it's a beaut!

Love it

I'm familiar with Egg Mayones!

I had it and my younger brother destroyed it out of spite when we were kids!

I actually have the first rehearsal with a band I'll be depping for on Thursday. So works out well. It's like it was done especially for me.