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It's like that time I won a strap in a competition, and it wasn't available to the UK. Or anywhere

[quote name='Eljay' timestamp='1342782388' post='1740814'] [i]Obviously spent too long in america myself (lived in California for a bit as a kid and had an American stepdad) [/i] Did your Step-Dad when you [i]lived in California for a bit as a kid [/i]teach you manners? Just wondering. [/quote] Why, you looking for lessons? Just wondering.

Am now back in, and wishing I'd taken some screenshots. The warning page looked very suspect, so I was wondering if we'd been hijacked again - but could still access via my iPhone, which suggested some more specific issue. Resolved by clearing internet cache.

Getting an Access Denied page for Basschat on my work machine. Says cookies must be enabled, and asking me to pass a word verification and send a message to the site owner. Page is full sh*tty Pkr.com advertising. What's the craic?

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1342714977' post='1739899'] So's my cock: [/quote] I love your cock.

[quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1342733776' post='1740320'] How do You know? Infact, don't answer that! [/quote] Were you not in the thread when I recounted the revelation of "don't be gay, get your cock out"? Must be a candidate for the quotes thread. Best bit of irony ever expressed by a naked man.

Ah, Google, why didn't I think of you? £2,200 sound right? Not as bad as I'd thought, all told.

[quote name='Musicman20' timestamp='1342724819' post='1740107'] Want, can't afford... [/quote] Dare I ask?

Frigging hell, that's a right bass line!

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1342713122' post='1739857'] I am Number 2. Who is Number 1? I am not a number - I'm a free man! [Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaahhhh!] [/quote] But what is the [i]nature[/i] of that freedom? Ah, now we're in Guardianreadery...

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1342712510' post='1739836'] You're kidding! Mods please merge. [/quote] I also demand the merge. For great justice.

This reminded me of the South Park episode when they make Token play bass.

This shits on the previous thread.

I'm going to post all my pub quiz picture rounds on Basschat from now on out.

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1342692208' post='1739300'] Who LIKES sisters I do but here's a picture of a strap. Hey I don't CARE it's only a volcano. What's that you SAY.! Well unless anyone ELSE has built one this is the only one OFF. I have another original but maybe someone BUILDS another. Besides I can't SHUT up. ..... but where's THE cornflake. I thought SO no bass. I speaks to face. But my velvet post-count DRINKS mead in jolly olde Basildon. You don't SEE Stonehenge with a maid WHO sells straps. Remember THE Alamo... yeah baby yeah. [/quote] I met so many cool people on my HOLIDAY to Aberdeen, ENGLAND, but some of you guys [b]wow wow wow[/b].

Psst, Eljay. Ima give you a clue, cos I like the cut of your gib. He's not English. Don't tell the others I told you, or I'll go all Congress of Vienna on you, ok?

I have got a new game. The prize is a strap, not available to anywhere in the world. Here's the question: "What nationality is our old jock mate Ou7shined?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgV7hnjoyt0

Why is there no Red Fang in this thread? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRKRFjm-HA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPfQvLIseA

[quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1342644527' post='1738709'] Where [i]exactly[/i] would be best? I have a car. [/quote] [b]I'M SORRY IT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN A CAR.[/b] [b]THE PRIZE WAS A STRAP. THE BEST STRAP. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF OTHER STRAPS YOU DID NOT WIN:[/b] [b][/b] [b]DON'T GET ARSEY NOW OR I WILL GO BOSTON TEA PARTY ON YOUR ASS.[/b] [b]I ONCE MET A NICE PERSON FROM BRIGHTON ON HOLIDAY IN IRELAND BUT SOME OF YOU GUYS WOW WOW WOW.[/b]

[quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1342644422' post='1738704'] I didn't realise there was a prize. What is the prize? [/quote] Where [i]exactly [/i]are you based?

[b]DOES THIS THREAD HAVE A PRIZE?[/b] [b]IF SO, IS IT AVAILABLE IN THE UK?[/b] [b]IT BETTER NOT BE A STRAP. I'M NOT EVEN f***ing KIDDING.[/b]

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1342643419' post='1738664'] Also I've been playing a bit of the old Walking Dead recently. I can not dies. [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aavnWd5dh0U

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1342632853' post='1738384'] Can someone just put one of the transvestite slapper clips up please? [/quote] This delightful young lady uses her fingers - she has both [i]groove[/i] and [i]respect[/i]. And a penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWUYMWlEyo

Thanks for the offer, Machines. I've PM'ed you a list of my enemies. I look forward to their demise