wateroftyne

I’m desperately, desperately hurt.

Are you suggesting you’re a professional musician because you don’t have string noise?

That’s commendable. I’m sure your audiences appreciate the lack of string noise.

I bet you iron your jeans, too.

I suspect your tolerance of string noise is significantly lower than most.

Something from one of my band's Christmas do's last week. My ol' P sounding lovely, I reckon.

OK.

No need to apologise, 'cos at no point have I said otherwise.

Presumably we're talking about people who sit in their bedrooms and make solo videos for YouTube.

Nope, never happened.

"My muting technique isn't very good, so I'm going to use flats." said no-one. Ever.

Werewolves of London?

Caught a bit of that. Canny band.

It’s also an adjective.

Who does he think he is? Alex Lifeson?

Calm down. I’m just suggesting binning a bit of the clutter would be a massive immediate improvement, not that he implements a whole new commerce platform.

...but it could be so much better with a few simple changes.

...the emails that link out to the self-same flaky website we're discussing?

Quite.

Why bother doing anything?

One of my other band's Christmas do at a big church in Cullercoats, raising money for cherrideee. Big churches are a challenge, so the PA had delayed cabs throughout, so it sounded wonderful wherever you were. It was all lit beautifully, too. We thought we'd better do some Christmas tunes, and hoped a fairly ad-hoc version of Silent Night in, which - in the cold light of day - came out pretty well. Here it is (apologies for lack of bass content).

Based on the pics, it could be anything (apart from a US Fender).