Leonard Smalls

It's too funky - James Brown

(Cosi fan) Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

Burn Baby Bernstein - Ash

Bach in Black - AC/DC

Too Hot to Handel - Heatwave

Happytalk - Captain Sensible

Nervous System - Killing Joke

If the kids are united - Sham 69

Talking of rock'n'roll doctors, John Cooper Clarke (though he's a well deserved honorary doc) I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly I don't never want to go to Burnley What they do there don't concern me Why would anybody make the journey? I'll tell you know and I'll tell you flatly I don't never want to go to Gatley I don't even want to go to Batley Where is that place exactly Do I wanna to go to Redditch? I wouldn't visit in a souped-up sheddish what am I some kind of Nebbish? No I don't want to go to Reddish I'll tell you now and I'll tell you briefley I don't never want to go to Keighley I'll tell you now, just like I told Elsa Lanchester... I don't ever want to go to... Cumbernauld

Car trouble - Adam and the Ants

Voulez-Vous Coucher avec Moi? (Lady Marmalade) - Sabrina

I often find lyrics to be trite and cliched nonsense, though this lady has a proper understanding of how these things should be treated...

Saw The Guana Batz and The Wigsville Spliffs... And more oddly, the Chilli Peppers (though that was the plain old Clarendon)

Dreamscape - Jamaaladeen Tacuma

The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground

That's rock and roll! I'd want a tribute act to be as accurate a portrayal as possible... So a Who tribute would need a Rolls Royce, swimming pool and lots of kit to smash up. A Snoop wannabe would need bling and a bong. Motor-ahead would need crates of Jack, and Happy Tuesdays, their own E-(and everything else) factory!

The lion sleeps tonight - the Tokens

Currently playing in our shop...

Stan - Eminem

Featuring Andy from the Weeds on guitar - proper Leeds goth stuff And still big in Germany!

Knock on Wood - Amii Stewart

I kill children - Dead Kennedys

And in slightly later teen years (i.e 18-19), discovered Trouble Funk and Big Tony Fisher And started my slide into slightly crazed jazz by buying this album by ex-Ornette Coleman bassman, Jamaaladeen Tacuma (I thought it was just ordinary funk, it kind of blew me away and I haven't been the same since!) However, after Norman and Barry Adamson, and before these funky dudes was another surprisingly funky goth bloke, David J of Bauhaus...

Now I can at least guess!