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I was in Post Office queue trying to pay for parcels to be sent out and soon as i stuck my card in the machine, it was refused. Tried again, nothing. Had to phone HSBC while i was still in the queue ( which was getting longer, and the tuts were starting along with sighs ) and i was told that there had been suspicious activity. I was scratching my dome as i didnt know what they were talking about. They wouldnt tell me what it was. A day or so later, i walk into my local HSBC and ask to see someone in the " suspicious activity " dept. Lady comes out - i explain what an embarrasment the situation in the post office was, and i wasn't happy, but if they were just protecting my account from fraudulent activity, then fair enough. She still wouldn't tell me what the " suspicious activity " was. I started to get a bit furious around the gills, so she phoned someone above her pay grade ' further up the food chain '. Eventually , after much debate and raised voices, i finally got an answer. " A suspicous payment was made to O2 " " You mean the same £10 top up for my phone that i've been making for the last 6 years ? " Bar stewards

You were onto a winner. Not many can fart out of their ears

Ah, the ample tits / a handful I should point out i'm talking about you Pierre

Play through it till it farts. Matron. Then back off a tad.

Inflatable wife ?

The Pink Torpedos Sure I Saw them In Preston ... bit long for a band name

What the flip in a nasty pasties derrière would a poll on Mr and Mrs Silly Billy and tits and maybe even pink torpedos achieve

Just as a check, i searched for " precision " ( just one word ) and not " content started by Finndave " in Basses for Sale and found this. It's on page 5 of " precision " searched pages And then on page 7 of searched basses

That would mean turning all For Sale forums into no reply forums, just like the Items Wanted section. Is that what you're saying ?

Misrepresentation - false advertising - more i cant think of

We have a winner, Chicken dinner

The best wheels for gravel are those with balloon tyres fitted. You can pump them up. They laugh at gravel

Keeping an eye on this - well done so far ! I thought building my 1x15 cab was hard, but a bass is something i wouldn't even comtemplate

You can get ports from screwfix. 100mm and then cut to length according to the cab design requirements Its called Manrose Pipe https://www.screwfix.com/p/manrose-round-pipe-white-100mm/15872 I sealed mine round the circumference with Silicone The grill i already had from an old Peavey 1x15 Black Widow cab The Tuff Cab paint can be bought from Blue Aran

shoot me

I'd have thought they could have a hung a toilet roll holder from the top just so you had somewhere to rest the plucking hand. And remember to lay it down flat when you're finished , or you'll get loads of women complaining about it being left stood up

Fool philes

That looks pretty good

Utter tosh If tone was in the fingers alone, basses and amps wouldn't need EQ controls.

I'm surprised at how tiny those pickups are. The E and G strings only just run over the pups

It sounds like they think they can poke at you because you're the least experienced, and they know they picked you because they knew you. Trouble is, they're being hypocrites. Either they want you in the band or they don't. If one is complaining he can't hear the rumble of bass on stage, but refuses to have your bass sent to his in-ears, tell him to STF up. If he ain't part of the solution, then he's part of the problem. Same goes for the others. And who the hell carries your rig in .... them ? No, it's you , so the size doesn't matter. ( matron ) You need to start fighting back or get the hell out of dodge