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They certainly float my canoe

Another Imgue user here, for all non serious pix. Flickr for my important ones

I can arrange for the light fingered tea leaf to " accidently " fall down the stairs and then " accidently " get booted in the Moollons So, lets hope they catch him so i can have some fun

MA was a master at playing the Jack Daniels

I was in Post Office queue trying to pay for parcels to be sent out and soon as i stuck my card in the machine, it was refused. Tried again, nothing. Had to phone HSBC while i was still in the queue ( which was getting longer, and the tuts were starting along with sighs ) and i was told that there had been suspicious activity. I was scratching my dome as i didnt know what they were talking about. They wouldnt tell me what it was. A day or so later, i walk into my local HSBC and ask to see someone in the " suspicious activity " dept. Lady comes out - i explain what an embarrasment the situation in the post office was, and i wasn't happy, but if they were just protecting my account from fraudulent activity, then fair enough. She still wouldn't tell me what the " suspicious activity " was. I started to get a bit furious around the gills, so she phoned someone above her pay grade ' further up the food chain '. Eventually , after much debate and raised voices, i finally got an answer. " A suspicous payment was made to O2 " " You mean the same £10 top up for my phone that i've been making for the last 6 years ? " Bar stewards

You were onto a winner. Not many can fart out of their ears

Ah, the ample tits / a handful I should point out i'm talking about you Pierre

Play through it till it farts. Matron. Then back off a tad.

Inflatable wife ?

The Pink Torpedos Sure I Saw them In Preston ... bit long for a band name

What the flip in a nasty pasties derrière would a poll on Mr and Mrs Silly Billy and tits and maybe even pink torpedos achieve

Just as a check, i searched for " precision " ( just one word ) and not " content started by Finndave " in Basses for Sale and found this. It's on page 5 of " precision " searched pages And then on page 7 of searched basses

That would mean turning all For Sale forums into no reply forums, just like the Items Wanted section. Is that what you're saying ?

Misrepresentation - false advertising - more i cant think of

We have a winner, Chicken dinner