fleabag

3 is plenty. When auditioning members , at the time , we sent them a list of tracks but just asked them to pick 3 and get stuck in. You can easily determine whether you want them or not. There's absolutely no need to ask an auditonee to learn 11 songs just to see if they can play and fit in the band. Thats just nuts, a huge overkill and just wastes everyone's time. Especially if you have a few people to audition

Nutshell

They certainly float my canoe

Another Imgue user here, for all non serious pix. Flickr for my important ones

I can arrange for the light fingered tea leaf to " accidently " fall down the stairs and then " accidently " get booted in the Moollons So, lets hope they catch him so i can have some fun

MA was a master at playing the Jack Daniels

I was in Post Office queue trying to pay for parcels to be sent out and soon as i stuck my card in the machine, it was refused. Tried again, nothing. Had to phone HSBC while i was still in the queue ( which was getting longer, and the tuts were starting along with sighs ) and i was told that there had been suspicious activity. I was scratching my dome as i didnt know what they were talking about. They wouldnt tell me what it was. A day or so later, i walk into my local HSBC and ask to see someone in the " suspicious activity " dept. Lady comes out - i explain what an embarrasment the situation in the post office was, and i wasn't happy, but if they were just protecting my account from fraudulent activity, then fair enough. She still wouldn't tell me what the " suspicious activity " was. I started to get a bit furious around the gills, so she phoned someone above her pay grade ' further up the food chain '. Eventually , after much debate and raised voices, i finally got an answer. " A suspicous payment was made to O2 " " You mean the same £10 top up for my phone that i've been making for the last 6 years ? " Bar stewards

You were onto a winner. Not many can fart out of their ears

Ah, the ample tits / a handful I should point out i'm talking about you Pierre

Play through it till it farts. Matron. Then back off a tad.

Inflatable wife ?

The Pink Torpedos Sure I Saw them In Preston ... bit long for a band name

What the flip in a nasty pasties derrière would a poll on Mr and Mrs Silly Billy and tits and maybe even pink torpedos achieve

Just as a check, i searched for " precision " ( just one word ) and not " content started by Finndave " in Basses for Sale and found this. It's on page 5 of " precision " searched pages And then on page 7 of searched basses

That would mean turning all For Sale forums into no reply forums, just like the Items Wanted section. Is that what you're saying ?

Misrepresentation - false advertising - more i cant think of