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Ouch I've just found out that UPS are collecting my bass tomorrow , sometime * PANIC * !!!

That is so unique. Brilliant i say

Medicinal LSD ?

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That was excellent !

I've been there too, as a London motorcycle courier, and that is it to a T. I've taken some important stuff in my time as a courier too. I've delivered to Steve Strange of Visage, and Keith Emerson of ELP, and a very unique irreplaceable 2" master tape of a film. Phew - never dropped a thing or failed a delivery * puffs out chest *

You can stick selotape over the label and bar code Gran. I do it for every printed label on every package i send, and also labels where i've written the label. Scanners can all read barcodes through seloptape

Wonderful isn't it ? You lucky goit

A Hot Chocolate cover , of all things , on Letterman show

That basin haircut grew out

I'll deny everything Like Baldrick

A faultless sale of a cab to Stew. A gent and a scholar. Always great to see a face attached to a fourm name Wonder what the drive back home was like, considering what i laced his tea with .... 🤐

You charmer you

Not the band i'm in now, but the previous one, i was constantly hoping no one in the audience would kick off. We had a fierce drummer the size of a dump truck , good as gold and funny as hell, till someone upset him, and a singer who was pure gypsy, and damn good crooner, who had managed to get himself banned ( at one point in his life ) from every pub in the town of Chipping Norton where he lived, for scrapping. Never started a scrap, but usually finished them One of the last gigs we did, there were some Welsh pizzheads giving us some heat outside during the break and off it all went. Singer and his cousins nipped it in the bud. Chipping Norton town again. Weird times.

Ditto Got both Remain and Fear - superb stuff. Owned them for 30 years + I thought Belew really changed the dynamic on Remain. Not better or worse, just different , and brilliant I also have Tom Tom Club's first CD which is another killer - Weymouth is a great Basser and very understated. She doesn't waste notes but always has the right line for every song That takes talent

I like it people ! I wouldn't pay that though, but it's meticulously built. I bet that took some time

That's it ! Have a doughnut sir

Damn right it's not. I'll sleep on it

I've been there I ordered £72 kitchen tiles . They never turned up. Apparently i found out that they delivered them, so they said, to the Chinese Takeaway next door but one. BS. I checked with the manager, it was tagged as delivered at 7pm and they're open at this time, so someone would have signed for it. They didn't, and apparently you dont have to have a signature ( talking about Ebay / Paypal here ) as long as tracking can prove it was delivered. Yes, it was the couriers own tracking that stated it was delivered !!! But not to me. The police had a go , eventually , but they either didnt make much effort, or they didnt come up with anything. MH stopped responding after a while on their FB page . I eventually got some money back from PP ( after 6 weeks of dealing and various prrof of non delivery ) but only gave half of whsat i paid, and i was so peed off i called my bank and got the rest back. No one knows where the tiles went. Well i know. The courier stole them, because there's no other option left

Iv'e lost the plot Trev - i cannot remember. 🤐