Music awards, they're trite, self-serving and meaningless...however, I've accidentally got nominated for one locally so I've adjusted my opinion of them accordingly. If you wish to sully yourself with this sort of thing you can vote here http://www.intrepidred.co.uk (scroll down a bit for the voting form). As a guide to casting your vote, I am John Taylor of The Intercepteurs - I'm hoping to clean up on the basis of votes from middle-aged women who think I'm someone else. Thanks in advance, I'll post a clip of my Gwyneth Paltrow acceptance speech if I get the nod on the night.