I bet you say, probably out loud, “I want fava beans, and a nice chianti ! ” before going into reverse gear to make double-sure of your (road) kill
i did hear on Foxbook (a popular social media amongst Canids) that mother foxes have been using fear of Jack the Clutch-slipper to make their cubs stay close to home lest they be caught and subjected to your version of “the spatchcock” which is essentially a Pirelli tattoo
non amusing full disclosure: when we arrived at my late fathers house and were told to avoid meat products in the fridge, I noted that there was a photo of a squirrel on the fridge door. I immediately pulled out a sharpie and drew tire tracks over it. Full-on empathic that I am. Partner was equal p arts shocked and laughing, till her dog spent the next day puking for England