Nah, I can see where you're coming from and it's not hard to understand, but my experience of pondlife has been rather different.
For me, trolls are people who post things designed purely and simply to be provocative, to get a rise, to try to wind people up.
That clown Bronner wasn't posting about his experience to share it with us, or so that we could learn from it, or because he thought we might find it funny.
His very first post was a rant about a one-off experience that he claimed to have had some years ago. By a bizarre "coincidence", that experience happened to feature the most controversial manufacturer (in Basschat terms), the one about whom there are the strongest views, and the one most likely to lead to a row.
He was obviously pulling the chain to see who'd flush.
And then it emerges he's apparently a Yankee operating through a disguised IP address.
Trolls are, almost by definition, devious.
Trip-trap, trip-trap ...