Pedal-boards - and I have three
 
	 
 
	SM58 mics - yes, I do
 
	 
 
	Curly leads - used to have, but incinerated the bast*rd things
 
	 
 
	Headless basses - Nurse! Nurse!
 
	 
 
	Any form of music containing the following words: punk, hop, metal, disco, funk, (I could go on)
 
	 
 
	Basses manufactured anywhere east of Norfolk (including Warwicks btw.)
 
	 
 
	Live music - any sort, ever.
 
	 
 
	Audiences - all, anywhere
 
	 
 
	Gigging - see last comment
 
	 
 
	 
 
	 
 
	 
 
	 
 
	Wowser, this is great fun and the surface hasn't even been scratched yet!