...at the end of a gig. Drunk, usually female (sorry ladies, but it's true), comes up
[b]Example 1[/b]
'Is that all??' (guest)
'Yes sorry' (us)
'can you just do one more' (guest)
'Really sorry, we've been playing for 2 1/2 hours and we've run out of time'(us)
'Come one, just one more...' (guest)
'Really sorry, but the venue/landlord has called time and we have to stop'(us)
'F*** sake, you mean you can;t play one more f'ing song??' (guest)
'Like i said, really sorry, we have to finish and pack away - did you enjoy the set'(us)
'not really i only got 'ere 20 minutes ago...etc...etc...' (guest)
or
[b]Example 2[/b]
'Do you do any Rolling Stones'(guest)
'Yes, they are later in the set, stick around' (us)
'Ok'(guest)
Later in the set when we've played probably 3 Stones songs
'Where's the Stones songs?'(guest)
'We've played 3 - did you enjoy them?'(us)
'Didn't hear them, was outside/In the Loo'(guest)
'Can you play them again?(guest)
'Sorry no, we've run out of time'(us)
Which then leads to [b]Example 1[/b] again
God i love gigs....i genuinely do, but there is always one....and there was tonight....and last week.......and the week before......