Playing The Dial Inn Glasgow, in the mid Eighties, so yellow cap sleeve tshirt and white jeans, into the first song, "Maneater"
After the first chorus the guitarist asks me why I'm not singing b/v's, and why haven't I moved from my amp?
I reply " A little fart I had at the start wasn't exactly dry!"
Didn't move for 40 mins, then edged all the way to the dressing room!