Too many decent basses for his talentless hands to cope with.
Average player, can keep time while throwing in the odd fill, but generally sticks to his roots.
Clueless when it comes to theory.
Thinks he can slap a bit, but really only has one slap riff to "show off" with when people are watching.
Constantly suffers from Gear Aquisition Syndrome, never 100% happy with what he's got, although he doesn't deserve [i]any[/i] of the nice basses he already has, because he's such a bone idle bum, who thinks the grass is always greener on the other side.
That's me.