Another Notarealfender

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116884079964?_skw=bass&itmmeta=01KA8SS1DXQ8PYAKAR25R1HHKG&hash=item1b36d5855c%3Ag%3AS6MAAeSwYARpGvmp&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAAwFkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1esn%2FqEN%2BZ16dOiED2eFcqZv3uAJzVoEB%2BEBEVKaOPjPaaIla1m69zPja5xS%2FB3SC%2Fg6B2P%2FAf9IzPPNUD9fM5IEu7yKRflMzA6OZifwojnOiE4ATXIL3TXTJ0mCQQOHn17pnvO3xfEnC3qQuFAITas9bTCuioC3NQcPNta%2BOP89lbdAHsUEYFt1C358xriqjITRG5eCzC3kTfiOTDvHAbTLT8tUio1%2BkufHzKRM6bTGw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5qX5JnSZg&LH_ItemCondition=3000

[Reggaebass]

I was just looking at that a few minutes ago, hope nobody gets fooled 

[rwillett]

There are certain phrases that keep popping up.

1. Designed for right handed players
2. Smooth and comfortable playing experience
3. The Fender Precision Bass model,
4. Features 20 frets
5. Ideal for both beginners and experienced

In fact the whole passage is 'AI' boilerplate, but it starts with "Designed for right handed players".

 

It doesn't feel right but I can't put my finger on why it doesn't feel right. The Fender plate on the back of the neck looks like the serial number was engraved on and I thought they were stamped? The serial number doesn't match on the database (though that's not that unusual). The wear looks like someone with sandpaper and the wood looks odd underneath. The lollipops look too new.

 

Thanks

Rob

 

[oldslapper]

That’s about as Fender as my aunt Fannie’s Deirdre 

[Grooverjr]

I like the phrase "upgraded antiquity" to describe horrendous false ageing. Is that also part of the boilerplate AI? 

[Reggaebass]

I think it should have read, upgraded with an angle grinder antiquity" to describe horrendous false ageing 😁

[Bassassin]

4 hours ago, Grooverjr said:

I like the phrase "upgraded antiquity" to describe horrendous false ageing. Is that also part of the boilerplate AI? 

 

I think the grifter seller's trying to say they've stuck a set of Seymour Duncans in it - although the other interpretation does sound like prime Ebay AI bullsh!t!

 

If so I suppose that might raise their total outlay on this mess to about £200. Excluding the power consumed by running a belt sander for 10 minutes.

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

Looks like a particularly grotty Squier affinity to me. The fake serial number + 'made in USA' decal is clearly intended to deceive. Where has ebay hidded the 'report' button?

[Mottlefeeder]

On 17/11/2025 at 12:07, rwillett said:

There are certain phrases that keep popping up.

1. Designed for right handed players
2. Smooth and comfortable playing experience
3. The Fender Precision Bass model,
4. Features 20 frets
5. Ideal for both beginners and experienced

In fact the whole passage is 'AI' boilerplate, but it starts with "Designed for right handed players".

 

It doesn't feel right but I can't put my finger on why it doesn't feel right. The Fender plate on the back of the neck looks like the serial number was engraved on and I thought they were stamped? The serial number doesn't match on the database (though that's not that unusual). The wear looks like someone with sandpaper and the wood looks odd underneath. The lollipops look too new.

 

Thanks

Rob

 

I read the text and thought that the seller had added a sentence in front of a standard AI word dump. One step up from accepting the AI word dump without any proof reading.

 

David

 

 

[rwillett]

31 minutes ago, Mottlefeeder said:

I read the text and thought that the seller had added a sentence in front of a standard AI word dump. One step up from accepting the AI word dump without any proof reading.

 

David

 

 

Exactly that.