MiltyG565 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A nut of bassists A fret-load of bassists A cab of bassists A mid-range of bassists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Tub Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A sensibility of bassists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fumps Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A busy pub ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBollock Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A Big Bottom of Bassists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myke Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 A sh*t load of Bassists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 [quote name='dudewheresmybass' timestamp='1360749134' post='1975658'] A plonk ? A root ? [/quote] A "Plonk" is what I instinctively thought when I read the title.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomBass Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 [quote name='fumps' timestamp='1360857899' post='1977530'] A busy pub ? [/quote] Ha ha I like your style... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dincz Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 An ace of bassists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 A Low-Down, or a Down-Low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 A Fender of bassists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 A rootnote of ..... Yes, I do speak or myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackerJackLee Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 from Dickens' "The Tale of the Moops" all the little bass players gathered in a moop... they jostled each other to hear what The Great Lead Guitar Player had to say... The Great Lead Guitar Player (GLGP) waved his arm above his head and asked them, "What have you been up to, as of late...?" "Have you been practising your roots and fifths...?" "Why, yes!", they all chimed... "Such a good moop!", whispered the The Great Lead Guitar Player... "And have you practiced the Golden Rule of Low Frequency Simplicity...?" Suddenly - a hush ensued over a part of the moop... hushed and blushed...! "Oh, my...", muttered The Great Lead Guitarist... after which The Great Lead Guitar Player doled out the castor oil accordingly... and the moop quickly dispersed... amid chuckles of laughter from The Great Lead Guitar Player and his band... i found this little tale today while dusting offf my Dickens Bookshelf... hope you like it... cheers! ol' Cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackerJackLee Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 (edited) i was thinking lately of what i would do if i were surrounded by a group of irritable bass players... (Has this ever happened to you...?) how would i describe that collective group...? so i came up with, and very much prefer the term "bassoon"... as in, "surrounded by a crazed bassoon of bass players..." also, The Great Lead Guitar Player turned to suddenly find that he was chased by a bassoon of bass guitarists... The great bassoon grew and grew until it became a thong - creating a rift between the two opposing creeks and causing men to fall in awe of the great pass... i think that i much prefer "bassoon" to "moop"... i don't like the term "bass tard"... as in, "A basstard of underpaid musicians entered the club owner's office..." time marches on...! [size=2][i]"i'm CrackerJackLee... come and sit upon my knee... an' i'll tell you a story that's strange but true![/i][/size] Edited March 2, 2013 by CrackerJackLee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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