"With some of the posts going on in here, to be fair, I would be more concerned at the fact that I had been dropped on my head as a child, than wearing earplugs."
- your link with the OP, not mine. For reference, I was dropped on my head as a child.
I don't think think anybody would argue with the "Click bait" choice of title though. Still, we are all in here talking about it.