Leonard Smalls

Here's a bit of phone footage from a recent gig - can hear more bass at about 1'15"...

Funky clav...

How much more versatile are these expensive synth pedals than my humble Boss Bass Synth? I'm currently getting some great synthey-funk-wah tones using this blended with 3 Leaf envelope filter/Darkglass tube distortion and Bass Whammy into DOD envelope filter and oodles of compression...

If you're getting hum on an un-connected amp or combo that's another problem entirely - perhaps it's worth Portable Appliance Testing the amp to make sure there isn't an earth problem? Otherwise, a 230V isolating transformer may help...

Ground lift exists to disconnect the earths of connected equipment to prevent earth loop hum... So it doesn't actually disconnect the earth connection from the equipment, only from the return cable in an xlr in/out.

Audio, btw was recorded live in our living room direct onto DAT tape... We supported Carter USM at venues like the Marquee, Edwards no.8 in Birmingham, Gloucester Town Hall and a number of others dulled in my memory! Gaye Bykers spent a lot of time at our house drinking Jack Daniels, and we supported them in venues as varied as the Old Trout in Windsor, Corn Exchange in Exeter and somewhere-or-other in Oxford. Saw Silverfish a few times, but shoegaze wasn't really my thing.

No pick for me, but weird thumb/fingerstyle hybrid for me too, except I always play up by the neck - there's a noticeably worn area there on my Wal! So I use thumb-as-pick, or slap, or 2-3 fingers - often all 3 randomly within a song as if my right hand has a mind of its own... Bit like this:

Shifts all the time... But: Bop Gun - Parliament More Bounce - Zapp Get up offa that thing - James Brown Let's Start the Dance - Hamilton Bohannon Electrocuties - Funkadelic Disco to go - Brides of Funkenstein Drop the Bomb - Trouble Funk Release Yourself - Graham Central Station Do what you wanna do - T Connection

For me it's about playing music I want to play with people I want to play it with. So I have to get on well with them - at least be able to not throttle them after a few hours in their company. And I have to enjoy both the way, and what, they play; imagination is more important to me than outright ability though I prefer someone who can play a bit! Not really worried about money - it's primarily about the music for me. Which means very few, if any, covers, and then they're done as an interpretation rather than outright copy. I was speaking to a free-improvisational jazz drummer the other day about pleasing the audience and he said "f*%* 'em! It's about the music - It's inside of me and has to come out! If the audience enjoys it, great, but if not they know what they can do." I sort of think that too - for him it's possibly easier as he's seriously good and has played with all sorts of jazz luminaries - jazzers actually want what's inside of him! Gig-wise - no more than 1, possibly 2, a month (though my current band have broken that already!). I'd prefer to do 3 or 4 gigs then do some heavy rehearsing/jamming to make existing songs better and produce more new material. I gave up thinking I could make a living out of music 20 years ago...

Our own songs? All of them - probably 30 songs over 2 bands. Anybody else's songs? Probably none.

Lawks! I might suggest that to our drummist, though whether he wants to spend nearly £300 is a different matter! Does it mean you can actually turn everything down just a touch so as not to induce tinnitus in every audience member?

This is much more impressive hand music...

To be fair, she'd already been in Derek Jarman's "Jubilee" with Adam Ant, so her luvvie credentials were already established. I remember bringing my copy of "Sheep Farming" to the school disco and getting the DJ to play "Neon Womb". Me and Swamp and Sgav jumped around on our own while the rest of the kidz stared and probably sniggered from inside their voluminous trousers

Not too bad a gig in a bar in Presteigne... Most mistakes were from the guitarist - who'd also turned up a lot after soundchecking so it took most of the gig for me to make enough tiny adjustments until I was at the right volume.. Punters probably didn't notice - there was even about 10 of them headbanging at the front even though we're not in any way heavy! But in common with most pub/bar gigs about 1/2 the audience don't want a loud band so they go somewhere quieter - perhaps we should get the drummer to use his e-kit so we're just that bit less noisy?

I saw an awesome percussion solo - mainly on the triangle - by Mino Cinelu with Herbie Hancock's Headhunters in 1989 at the Town and Country Club. For further percussion brilliance, check out Daniel Sadownick with the Screaming Headless Torsos:

Bootsy Collins. Because with him, everything is funky. Even going to the toilet. Derek Bailey. He showed how music could be so much more than nice little tunes - anything can be music. Even going to the toilet.

We've got plenty coming up! 27th April - No.46 Presteigne 11th May - Paradiddles music bar, Worcester 19th May - Royal Bedding benefit at The Grapes, Hereford 27th May - Clun Music Festival @ The White Horse, Clun 21st June - Shakespeare Inn, Newport, Shropshire 27th June - Albert's Shed, Shrewsbury http://www.facebook.com/sixteenchokestart/

Newest band I'm in is called 16 Choke Start - our first band "discussion" came after jamming a new song and trying to decide whether to start it with 16 or 8 cymbal chokes. My other band is called Dredd and the Badass Weeds - on our first jam together (in 1983!) someone said we sounded dreadful, mainly because we'd all been smoking too much weed... And I was also in a band called Barf Roco. We were originally called Barf; one of the band members decided it was wise to spray some graffiti to get our name known (I know, Jack Daniels etc). He thought "Barf Rocks" would convey the message but due to drunken misspelling he wrote "Barf Roco".

Indeed! Our main circuit was Mean Fiddler, Subterrania, Powerhaus, Kings Head, Dome, Underworld, Opera on the Green... It was from so long ago that there's a MySpace page! https://myspace.com/barfroco