I do enjoy a good moan.
The Danelectro Longhorn is an abomination.
Gibson SG's machine heads make it look jug eared and unbalanced.
I hate to be sweepingly general, but most basses with anything over 6 strings, look ungainly.
Most BC Rich and Dean Metalman's.
Moan groan, etc.
I just like simple, subtle, good design.