Happy Jack

Do you have a Sansamp or similar? In that case: http://basschat.co.uk/topic/240711-w-audio-horizon-1100-1u-rack-power-amp-now-only-l120-shipped/

http://www.gloucestercitizen.co.uk/RAF-Fairford-Air-Tattoo-Send-photos-videos/story-19546985-detail/story.html Looks like they've expanded the event into an all-day festival thing, complete with music tent. I'd have loved to play this gig (looks a lot like the Ealing Beer Festival we played last week, which was a complete hoot) but unfortunately our front man was unavailable for the Saturday.

[quote name='Annoying Twit' timestamp='1404716825' post='2494855'] Q: Hello, I am Marty Humphman from the Jaco Pastorius Institute of Gifted Bass Players. I have reason to believe that this is indeed fake. Please remove this joke, unless you can provide irrefutable proof it was his. As you other responses to questions have basically said " don't believe me if you don't want to", I have to explain, this is not how the game works or is played. If you wan't to sell this item you must proove, hence making people believe it was Jacos bass. Either way he does not appeared to have played this one, rendering it valueless, even further with modifications. We find it hard to believe the original neck would have been disposed off. A: Mr. Humphman, No one tells me what to do except my Creator. Have you even met Jaco? You are in the UK. Next I do not worship anyone, including Jaco. To all due respect, he was a friend and colleague. I admire him and his ability, but I am a viable bassist and artist myself. My students are touring Europe and the world with and as major artist. You probably listen to my music. I lecture at universities worldwide. I am degreed from the most respect universities in America. I am American born and bred. I do not have to prove anything to you or anyone. As bad I want to refer to you am educated fool, will refrain. My recording is most sampled bass line in the UK and Europe. You have no respect sir! Do your homework, because you teaching minds you need to know what you are talking about. You do not. I pity a fool. [/quote] I had rather assumed that both these clowns would be American, but neither of them seem capable of writing even the most basic sentence in the English language. Are they two Nigerian scammers trying to wind each other up?

http://basschat.co.uk/topic/134869-re-valving-an-orange-bass-terror/

That was lush.

Contact Steve Taylor (tayste_2000).

In all fairness, Jon, you're way closer to all those basses in Aberdeen and Perth ...

I'm sorry. That was a quote from The Lord Of The Rings. I was trying to be funny!

One interface to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them?