Just for clarity, next time I play Walk On The Wild Side in the Dog & Duck (sliding double stops all the way through) and a punter congratulates me on my "chords", you'd like me to tell him that they're not "chords", they're "dyads"?
And when he says, "WTF is a dyad?", the correct answer is, "It's two notes played simultaneously to create an interval, but not enough notes to warrant being called a chord".
And when he says "Are you taking the fosters?", the correct answer is, "No, this how bass players think about their music".
Bwahahahahaha!!!