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Tommy, can you hear me?

Have you got it? Do you get it? If so, how often? Which do you choose - a hard or a soft option?

How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy?

Please, please, tell me now - is there something I should know?

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

I see you picked a nice, easy shape for your first build! Excellent work.

Any more of this and I won't be able to Carrie Ann.

Ex-England international rugby player Toby Flood.

You could buy it and flog it on at a profit at that price, I'm sure.

I couldn't see 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' in there. As usual with these kinds of lists there are some choices that having you quietly nodding your head and some that make you go 'wtf?'.

If you can't think of anything to write about your own life you could try writing about someone elses. Other people you know, characters from films or literature, famous people (past or present), you could even take a name off a gravestone and write something completely fictional a la Eleanor Rigby. You can wirte about anything, really. It's just got to catch the ear.

So would I.

"But this is Phil talking..."

"Designed and directed by his red right hand." Red Right Hand by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

Something by Michael Jackson?

"They're cooking on Blue Peter now, they're sampling the dishes..."

That's an easier one (for me anyway!) "Oarsman grins a toothless smile." Night Boat to Cairo by Madness.

[quote name='Roland Rock' timestamp='1423043437' post='2679824'] I once played a didgeridoo set at a pub in York on Australia Day. As I was getting a drink after the set, a lady asked whether my circular breathing technique could be employed in a bedroom context! [/quote] Can it?

Beautiful. I love that finish on guitars. Hope you enjoy it.

You Suffer by Napalm Death. [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8[/url]

Chas N' Dave toe-tapper "Rabbit" was commissioned for the film adaptation of "Watership Down." The film's producers rejected it on the grounds that the band had misread the brief.

Mick Mars from illiterate hair metal muppets Motley Crue has a pet worm called Herman.

Shuttlecock-toting 80s pop band Wham! came up with their name whilst watching a repeat of hit 60s TV show Batman, starring Adam West. Other names considered at the time were "Sock!", "Splatt!", "Ooof!" and "Urrkk!"

Simon Cowell once managed Napalm Death.

12 is the official number of roads a man is required to walk down before he can be awarded the title "a man".