Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 From Kent. Been playing 11 months. Absolutely terrible. Girlfriend wants to leave me due to the constant tuneless noise. 26years old. Right handed. Shoe size 10. I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons). Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Nimrod Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']From Kent. Been playing 11 months. Absolutely terrible. Girlfriend wants to leave me due to the constant tuneless noise. 26years old. Right handed. Shoe size 10. I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons). Hello.[/quote] You sound just what this Forum needs ;-) Welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Horse Murphy Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Right Handed? Shoe size 10? So much in common except I'm Left handed and take a size 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons).[/quote] +1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbo Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']Right handed. Shoe size 10.[/quote] no way!? Me too! What shoes do you wear mostly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Rigger Boots and Stilletos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerdragon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Welcome to basschat. Kent the garden of England. do you have to prune anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 No, but I really should. It's starting to look like Terry Waite's allotment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 LOL better than Amy Winehouse's garden Welcome TheBigBeefChief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Welcome! - your brief CV sounds very promising - do you sometimes wear no hat? Hamster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 which cough medecine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 TixyLix Cough & Cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayfan Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 (edited) [quote name='Crazykiwi' post='97292' date='Dec 1 2007, 05:19 PM']LOL better than Amy Winehouse's garden Welcome TheBigBeefChief [/quote] Front or back garden? I'm thinking the front one would be a big job involving a sit-on mower. Welcome BigBeefChief. Tell your girlfriend that owning more basses may make the sound improve. At least 5 of them. Edited December 1, 2007 by stingrayfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 A very topical point. I want a new bass for Christmas, but she's threatening to leave me if I get one. She already says I'm a terrible lover, have no money and that she's only with me out of pity. I feel blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayfan Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97369' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:50 PM']A very topical point. I want a new bass for Christmas, but she's threatening to leave me if I get one. She already says I'm a terrible lover, have no money and that she's only with me out of pity. I feel blessed.[/quote] Tell her an <insert make and model of bass here> will instantly make you a rich rock star and a better lover. It's all how you sell it. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='stingrayfan' post='97380' date='Dec 1 2007, 08:11 PM']Tell her an <insert make and model of bass here> will instantly make you a rich rock star and a better lover. It's all how you sell it. Haha.[/quote] and the more expensive the bass, the harder you get. We're all well hard on this forum, none of us can walk through doors sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee4 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Ambrosia?Rice pudding's better.Tell the missus that constantly running your hands over the fretboard will make for better foreplay when you transfer the technique into the bedroom.Does'nt work with slap though.Garden of England....has it got a patio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Foreplay??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayfan Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97418' date='Dec 1 2007, 09:42 PM']Foreplay???[/quote] It's a Coldplay tribute band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBigBeefChief Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I'll have to check them out. My missus keeps going on about them actually. Says she wants "Foreplay". Must be there eponymous debut album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97358' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:34 PM']TixyLix Cough & Cold.[/quote] ugh, i prefer bushmills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARGH Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 10 mins one way..then 10 mins the other,if she aint wet than shes frigid. Ambrosia was made 30 miles from my house..the factory closed,its now a storage site.... welcome to the Bass place.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Cooke Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 [quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97358' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:34 PM']TixyLix Cough & Cold.[/quote] are you sure you're a bassist??? cos it sound like there's a drummer inside you trying to get out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 [quote name='Paul Cooke' post='97498' date='Dec 2 2007, 07:25 AM']are you sure you're a bassist??? cos it sound like there's a drummer inside you trying to get out... [/quote] And if so, how did the drummer get there in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul, the Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I'm trying. I'm really trying. (My sense of humour was removed at birth) Welcome The BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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