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On 15/08/2025 at 11:02, RhysP said:

Totally understand this, can't stand him or his godawful band.

If I want to watch a bunch of toothless, semi-naked gibbering smackheads making c**ts of themselves I'll just go into Cardiff city centre.

For a moment there, I thought you meant the Gallaghers, but the thought of either of them semi-naked is making me ill, so I'll leave it there.

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On 16/08/2025 at 08:00, snorkie635 said:

Ah, the Inquisition. That takes me back.

I know the average age in basschat is 103, but I didn’t know you were old enough to remember the Spanish Inquisition. Having you considered running for US president? 

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1 hour ago, Geek99 said:

I know the average age in basschat is 103, but I didn’t know you were old enough to remember the Spanish Inquisition. Having you considered running for US president? 

Nope, but have considered hobbling for it.

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

Nope, but have considered hobbling for it.

Or Olympic grade stumbling on stairs and competitive vocabulary reduction? 
those are quite crucial criteria- on no account should any US president be young enough to manage  to string a sentence together and keep it on-topic 

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2 minutes ago, Geek99 said:

Or Olympic grade stumbling on stairs and competitive vocabulary reduction? 
those are quite crucial criteria- on no account should any US president be young enough to manage  to string a sentence together and keep it on-topic 

I'm still in with a chance then.

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Sunburst on modern basses. It looks fine on instruments designed in the 50s/60s, but not on sleek instruments like Ibanez SRs for instance. Painting a Dingwall in sunburst is like dating Charlize Theron but making her dress in your nan’s clothes.

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38 minutes ago, Grassie said:

Sunburst on modern basses. It looks fine on instruments designed in the 50s/60s, but not on sleek instruments like Ibanez SRs for instance. Painting a Dingwall in sunburst is like dating Charlize Theron but making her dress in your nan’s clothes.

I dated my nan for a while and always made her dress as Charlize Theron. Just sayin'.

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1 hour ago, snorkie635 said:

I dated my nan for a while and always made her dress as Charlize Theron. Just sayin'.

 

I dated your nan for a while too and always made her dress up as Liberace. 

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2 minutes ago, Osiris said:

 

I dated your nan for a while too and always made her dress up as Liberace. 

 

I dated Liberace and made him dress up as your nan.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

I dated Liberace and made him dress up as your nan.

 

Including the wooden leg and milky eye? 

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1 minute ago, Osiris said:

 

Including the wooden leg and milky eye? 

 

Don't be silly; how would he have operated the loud pedal with a wooden leg?

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19 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

I dated Liberace and made him dress up as your nan.

Dear lord, what have I done…?

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Posted
4 hours ago, snorkie635 said:

I dated my nan for a while and always made her dress as Charlize Theron. Just sayin'.

The only way that could be less disturbing is if you’d meant to type “someone else’s” instead of “my”

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Grassie said:

Dear lord, what have I done…?

I think a better question might be “what haven’t I done?”

 

possibly a few capybara remain … 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Grassie said:

Sunburst on modern basses. It looks fine on instruments designed in the 50s/60s, but not on sleek instruments like Ibanez SRs for instance. Painting a Dingwall in sunburst is like dating Charlize Theron but making her dress in your nan’s clothes.

I get your point, but it’s all about taste (stop thinking about your nan). If you could afford a premium car like an Audi, bmw, jag etc would you buy it in snot green? I’d suggest it’s more likely you’d get black, dark blue etc and sunburst is a bit like that .. 

and tort.. which is always cool 

 

 

 

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Black trainers. Have you no sartorial decency?
Shorts worn with black trainers and black socks. What is wrong with you?
Socks with sandles. I know that’s an old one but the guilty are getting younger. 
Actors in TV shows and films who mumble and whisper. Might be my old ears though. 
And have I mentioned baseball caps worn backwards?

The price of gin. 

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1 hour ago, Cliff Edge said:

Black trainers. Have you no sartorial decency?
Shorts worn with black trainers and black socks. What is wrong with you?
Socks with sandles. I know that’s an old one but the guilty are getting younger. 
Actors in TV shows and films who mumble and whisper. Might be my old ears though. 
And have I mentioned baseball caps worn backwards?

The price of gin. 

Which ones are irrational?

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