This reminds me... back in the days of originals bands on shared bills (especially fun at battle of the bands), we used to feign a nightmare situation over a shared kit.
Laws of the land = shared kit, bring cymbals/snare.
Our drummer turns up to the venue... "Oh, I'm left handed..."
Much groans etc. Sound guy looking peeved at the prospect of doing a kit switch around.
Me - "Oh Rich, FFS, just play it right handed. I'd like my own amp but can't bring it. Just deal with the situation. Don't be such an amateur".
Soundcheck comes... Rich (drummer) deliberately plays shite and you can see the amusement on the faces of all the other bands (especially in a battle of the bands (ugh) situation). For optimum effect, he made sure that he dropped at least one stick through the first fill.
We eventually go on stage.... Rich has more groove, tricks and pyrotechnics than a fireworks factory.
And that is how a (non lefty) drummer intimidates the hell out other drummers.