[quote name='EliasMooseblaster' timestamp='1430483467' post='2761877']
...not a teapot, nor fetish gear, nor a genuine lock of Herman Goerring's hair, nor a biscuit tin full of elephant droppings, nor a live badger in a Pringles tube...
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That's a shame, you could have added a crate of vodka and a kilo of coke to that list and had yourself quite a party.