1.Basses that look like coffee tables
2. Headless basses
3. when you go to try a bass, and the twat shop person noodles for 5 minutes before handing it to you saying " try it for yourself"
4.Idiots going through midlife crisis, who can afford much better gear than i have and don't no how to use it
i realisei'm off topicslightly, but i feel so much better