Leonard Smalls

You're not going to like this months special offering then! 😝 And so far I've laid off both the Uillean and Northumbrian pipes, but with all the insults I've been getting I may have to break them out, as well as getting my Galician neighbour Jose in to do a Gaita solo. And he can whistle and yodel!!!

Can I use the Uillean pipes I got for Christmas? They sound great through a Future Impact pedal!

3 of our suppliers from France and Germany have told us they won't be dealing with the UK any more due to having to collect tax on the UK's behalf! Funnily enough, they're small suppliers... Our large NL=based houseplant supplier is still selling in the UK as it's worth their while to set up the extra systems necessary. It just means that stuff that's available in every garden centre in Britain will still be available, but the interesting items that set us apart and our customers love won't, unless we go to the trouble of becoming an actual importer and we don't want the extra hassle either! Don't know why the UK didn't make it so that carriers collect any tax due - they're used to it! Though last time I bought from the US the VAT was £12.77 and the Royal Mail fee £5, so just a touch more than 25%! However, I'm sure it'll make Britain great again - what's a little inconvenience when it comes to taking back control of our borders? Though France seemed quite able to shut its borders to the UK the moment there was a new Covid variant despite being a member of the Evil EU!

And Derek Sherinian's The Phoenix is excellently played and groovy!

Enjoying Bootsy's Power of The One. Not much that's new and innovative, but that's not the point! It's funky as, and features George Benson, Buckethead, Kingfish.

Welcome to the new red-tape-less sunlit uplands,where the unicorns graze freely

It's not quite BB King, more Southern and keyboard driven. With kiddies smutty lyrics 😁

Strangely, mine's a funky blues!

Not quite sure if that's real or not! So I've made a start on something that's possibly very silly, and just a little bit puerile... I note the rules don't disallow a bit of gentle smut 😎😁🤪

Not unless they get the vaccination rate up! As of 29th December, they'd done 786000, just over 250000/week... That rate would mean I'd expect to be done by August 2024! https://www.england.nhs.uk/statistics/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/12/COVID-19-total-announced-vaccinations-31-December-2020.pdf I'm hoping that with GP surgeries starting on the programme it should get a lot faster.

I wanted to have a good time, all of the time...

I quite fancy one:

This is how Mononeon sorted his low ceiling/headstock/head interactions:

Pay attention at the back! I've posted this at least twice already... Still, it's as good an excuse as any to post it again!

5 minutes of anti-hunt sentiment from our recent Punk 4 The Homeless online benefit for Compass Children's Charity:

Just having a double bill of these 2, while looking for next years (possible!) holiday...

Some jazz, Daddy-o!

Some rockin' Bootsy:

Annoyingly, our Freeview doesn't have this (or many other!) channel... We're on one of those booster sub transmitters - they obviously think us yokels wouldn't be interested in any of that fancy Townie Telly!

Our drummer and guitar player both have difficulty counting to any number other that 4... So they just carry on in 4/4 and I just play the appropriate number of bars so that it all comes right in the end! Luckily our singer understands feel a lot better, otherwise my twiddley bits in 11/8 or 5/4 would be wasted (they probably are anyway!).

I suspect his sons don't identify with their Dad's roots... Friends of mine have been unfortunate enough to encounter Otis in his role as Joint Master of the South Shropshire Hunt!

Here's a ditty from our last online gig...

Our next gig is recorded and ready for online transmission on Saturday 19th at 1810 - all in aid of Compass Children's Charity: https://fb.me/e/WZnOpIit

The final coat of varnish has now dried, so Happy Yulemass!