Inspired by the glorious.......
I need some cheering up around this weekend so how about we find some now rhyming slang? Obvious examples: "I'm so bloody Hank I could eat a Greggs" (Hank Marvin = starvin'), or "We're going to the Duke of York for a Leo " (Leo Sayer = all dayer as opposed to a Felix = Felix Lighter = all nighter).
Upper respiratory tract infection resulting in regular expulsion of air from the throat = a David Lee Roth (shortened to a David Lee in the traditional rhyming slang protocol)
Must be musicians or bands, and the more apt the better, let's face it Hank Marvin always looked a little underfed....