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What a startling coincidence! That's my alma mater! Happy days, studying for my 'Advanced Proficiency - Turny-Twisty Things at Top Of Bass Guitar' degree (correspondence course - $99.99 including embossed & gilt certificate).

Aah! But just think how much you've learnt! Next time you tune your bass, you'll have hundreds of correct combinations to choose from!

You're right, of course. Bongos player maybe? (*disclaimer* the above references to percussionists are meant as humour only. Drummers are lovely people, whose skill and dexterity is truly a thing to behold.)

You got your drummer to make that, didn't you? Go on - tell the truth now!

Hiya Scarfey

Hi Kirstie

He should start a thread to get help from the Modz. Oh, wait...

Where is Wonky2?

A Diversity in Action award!

Me too: Yamaha BB434 - P/J; Squier 70s Jazz - J; PRS Kingfisher - Twin Humbuckers; Westone 1A Thunder - P; Aria Pro II - P/J; Gretsch Junior Jet II - Mini Humbuckers; Challenge VP Violin - Humbuckers. My session playing career is back on track

*sobs* Waaa! All my plans, ruined! Ruined I tells ya!

^^^ +1 This

Bugger, I just bought a J bass - trust me to get the wrong one!

^^^ Haha! I'm the only one in our house, so I must be top too! *thinks, must go and buy P Bass 🤔 🎸 *

Wait... you can tune a bass? I don't hold with all this new-fangled messing about & chicanery! I told the rest of the band that my tuning can't be changed, so they have to re-tune to me. Problemo solvedo 🎸 🎻 🎶 🍻

Hiya Strawbz

Loud & clear! @Newfoundfreedom

Message received.

Okay 👌

I have now! That's a gorgeous bass, but it doesn't look like a Ricky. Am not a beech either! 🌳

Beautiful bass!

Ok @EBS_freak RickenTractor (no ™) by EBS. Happy now? By the way, does anyone else think that RickenTractors look like they could be used to open massive bottles? (sorry @Ricky 4000 )

This thread raises some interesting points, and I think that we could all learn from it. However, what we should not do is have an extreme reaction & go crazy. @Maude BANJO!?¿ Are you ill? Are you mad, man? This is exactly the kind of dangerous behaviour I was talking about. Good God man! You'll be buying a RickenTractor™ next!

Good luck with your practice I'm always boring, so I'll not distract you. 🔥🎊🎉🎇🎆🚬🍷 🍻 sssshhhh!

Bilbo, I know nothing at all about cardiology, so I won't be offering you any heart advice. I hope that you make a full & speedy recovery - take it easy & look after yourself. All the best