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Sorry, I missed that. Just how loud does the Vanderkey go again?

Nooooooo! The engines cannae take it @chris_b You cannae mix matter and anti matter cold!

Sky-blue pink with yellow polka-dots. The only way to fly!

According to Carole Kaye, it should be a P bass with flatwounds & played with a felt pick (axe ⛏). She played on over 10,000 records, so it must be right!

Such a beautiful bass, I'm sure it'll be good as new & with added character & history

Fab! Really like it. Nice playing

Why do Pros use a P Bass... ...to get to the other side! Seeeemple!

Hiya Nibbos Cool name!

Its covered in 'Zen and the Art of Stringing the Abomination that is the Guitar' - Chapter 12 'Well go on, if you really must' *Not that it matters if a guitarist is in tune, he'll still play all the wrong notes!

Ha! And I thought you were going to say 'badly'

As long as you've learned your lesson, we'll say no-more about it. I have a harp - how would you recommend tuning?

You're in soooo much trouble now @ahpook

A novice's error, my dear ahpook! You haven't considered tuning by harmonics, using a polychromatic tuner or even 5,6,8 & 12 string instruments! A common mistake made by those without the benefit of Advanced Proficiency - Turny-Twisty Things at Top Of Bass Guitar' degree (correspondence course - $99.99 including embossed & gilt certificate )

SSSShhhhhhhhh! Don't tell the other ones!

What a startling coincidence! That's my alma mater! Happy days, studying for my 'Advanced Proficiency - Turny-Twisty Things at Top Of Bass Guitar' degree (correspondence course - $99.99 including embossed & gilt certificate).

Aah! But just think how much you've learnt! Next time you tune your bass, you'll have hundreds of correct combinations to choose from!

You're right, of course. Bongos player maybe? (*disclaimer* the above references to percussionists are meant as humour only. Drummers are lovely people, whose skill and dexterity is truly a thing to behold.)

You got your drummer to make that, didn't you? Go on - tell the truth now!

Hiya Scarfey

Hi Kirstie

He should start a thread to get help from the Modz. Oh, wait...

Where is Wonky2?

A Diversity in Action award!

Me too: Yamaha BB434 - P/J; Squier 70s Jazz - J; PRS Kingfisher - Twin Humbuckers; Westone 1A Thunder - P; Aria Pro II - P/J; Gretsch Junior Jet II - Mini Humbuckers; Challenge VP Violin - Humbuckers. My session playing career is back on track

*sobs* Waaa! All my plans, ruined! Ruined I tells ya!