SpondonBassed

Decision Bass

Incision Bass?

Sheesh. Distinction Bass then?

These. They look like you might see them better under difficult lighting.

Concise Bass.

I knew it had to be but I also noticed a distinct lack of knob gags on this build. It's looking fine. I wish you many years of use out of it.

Er... How did you get your knob to go through that eyelet? (I'm on about the handle.)

Welcome Warren.

I'll wager that ^this^ is inaccurate. Tigers would starve during the monsoon season just for the sake of a weak lyric that substitutes whet for wet in a cheap pun. Naughty Bonzo's. Be kind to tigers. You'll have nothing to shoot at if they all starve.

Welcome Goldie. You will find the resources to help you here. In fact you will probably bankrupt yourself within the year, such is the choice of gear here. GAS* is a bugger. *Gear Addiction Syndrome

I was glad to see the back of old twice nightly. He looked really sinister.

So now you can only sh*t at the shrink's? That's a bummer.

Welcome Jonny.

PMd

Good man! I'll leave you a pint behind the cyber bar.

Dang! I have no TLRTs to award. All spaffed out again. IOU 1 x Laffing TLRT.

I know... it's the New Boots and Panties. Soz.

That we do agree on. I mean slap is not the same without a bit of tickle. It's just cheese without the pickle.

No need to excuse me, I have a rep to maintain after all. I was the bad boy of a major aeronautical engineering publishing office... I was Technical Arthur! Fear me. (See fig 1) Fig 1

Amazing. It is little wonder Bowie had so many space cadets following him when you read that. However... I'd like to point out that, at the time David, Captain Tom's spaceship would have had less computing power than a washing machine much less the merest glimpse of a notion of the direction in which it needed to go. So there.

Now that you've dressed it a bit it is looking good. That will be an asset for lots of workpieces. A slurry and buff finish after you've christened it with coffee stains perhaps?

Let's hope no-one swaps their kazoos* for Shewees®. I've never licked one myself and I'm not about to either. *If you've never seen a kazoo and a Shewee® side by side you might want to familiarise yourself with their respective functions before you decide that they are interchangeable.

It was a duet.