http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Relicd-P-Bass-Guitar-/121296197541?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item1c3dd117a5
Totally realistic, can't decide whether the seller thinks musicians routinely put cigarettes out on their scratchplates or he simply ran out of toilet paper. Either way, the results are both harrowing and entertaining.
Also can't figure out why he painted the back of the headstock but left the neck, maybe there wasn't any more Dulux Marine Splash emulsion in his mum's garage?