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Geek99

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  1. Picks are for guitarists- you’ll go blind
  2. My open mic was cancelled as the pub changed hands the hostess didn’t post that it was on, but often doesn’t as she has a fairly loyal following, so I went anyway two very drunk regulars told me I was “out of luck for playing my guitar”. 🤮 When I’d finished beating them both around the head with a sire v7….
  3. Nope, you snooze, you lose.
  4. Perhaps, but I was quicker hitting Send
  5. Too slow. Winner takes it all
  6. Money, money, money?
  7. An early one. I think the new ones punch above their weight
  8. Just get a sire jazz-a-like in white with tort. Absolutely no one is going to notice
  9. It’s yours so do whatever you like it’s already been refinished once so the “authenticity” is anyway reduced if it were me, I’d buy a cheap look-a-like of rutger’s jazz in case of theft
  10. Weirdly my sight is improving slightly - partner has also become a whole diopter less myopic
  11. If I could justify it to the management …
  12. I have two basses only. Neither is super valuable a vintage stingray clone a sire v7 5string that I got from that cheating rascal** @lee650 i take them out in turns just like my harem** of resting pornstars, actresses and showgirls ** dubious levels of truth here
  13. If you really want to curse them, substitute “Les Paul” for “bass” above. Do it properly
  14. Or are large enough to need a seat of their own. I suspect OP may be thinking “bonsai” as a) he has limited luggage space b) can only carry so much luggage c) needs to consider whether they’d shed needles or soil over his in-luggage crème egg stash
  15. And manage to remain so once you’ve caught the subtle whiff of sweaty pants on your food
  16. Can you just wear one contact lens? I used to do that with my untreated eye but soon realised that I struggled to read. Might work for you though
  17. Yes but your taste levels in this photo veer more “normal” than “guitard-deviant”
  18. Geek99

    PMT

    I have fond memories of trying a red classic 50s p bass in pmt Leeds and slightly less fond memories of having to decline buying it. Partner told me to go back and buy it but like a total muppet I felt I could not justify it financially
  19. Sorry - my sadism gene is malformed i did think however that it might be fun to prank future archaeologists by using an axe to cut off their feet and put them near their heads so that maybe the archaeologists could form a theory of the feet being somehow involved in the afterlife journey
  20. Just don’t mention them. It saves on tar and feathers. And matches and shovels. And time spent digging holes in remote locations
  21. Geek99

    PMT

    There’s a music shop in derby ?
  22. Good idea. Or tape it to your top bout
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