Happy Jack

Have you considered maybe plaiting the strings? Or at least a ponytail?

I'd hate to think that Fender were about to lose their Edge ...

First appropriate gig after I collect it will be in a small pub in Slough (The Wheatsheaf) on Saturday 29th October. Expect photos to follow ...

Shell Pink Jack doesn't really work for me ...

You clearly haven't seen my flesh ... 😱

Spot on, Si, it is indeed Trigger's Shell Pink 5-string Fretless.

I 'ad one of them pejoratives in the back of me cab once ... it's a bit like a simile, only not so much.

In all fairness, Mick, you can only really lose them once ... 😉

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😂 Bizarrely enough, after five years I've actually forgotten what the original photos looked like ...

Sssssssh ... I don't think anyone noticed.

Oxfordshire Music Rooms, on a farm (srsly) at Chalgrove. Prolly a mite closer to Prince's Whatsit than to Farnham, and absolutely nowhere near Sunbury, but what the heck ...

"It's old, so it's good." "No, it's new, so it's better." "No! It's old, so it's good." "No, it's new, so it's better." REPEAT ps: They're delusional. All of them.

I think it needs a whole new bass, frankly.

Well gosh darn it, the Gummint has a lot to answer fer but Jumpin' Jehosophat ah don' reckon as you can blame 'em fer this!

Aaaaaaargh!

You're not the only one ...

Good Grief! Thanks Andy.

You missed a bit under the bridge ...

Foam rubber? Or is that too low-tech? 😉

About as much as a large cat.

In that case, I've lost interest in the bass. Best stick it on eBay. 🤣🤣🤣

Rummaging around down the back of the sofa right now ...

This Ramirez chap does seem very, VERY coy about mentioning prices. 🙄