Jean-Luc Pickguard

Sitting on The Sand - The Residents & Renaldo & the Loaf

Cigarettes and Coffee - Otis Redding

Lean on Me - Bill Withers

Just the thing for a St Paddy's Day gig.

Pythagoras's Trousers - Penguin Cafe Orchestra

Cold as Ice - Foreigner

Dot Dash - Wire

Forever for her - The White Stripes

That's not the Issue - Wilco

The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley

Spaghetti Sunda - The Residents

Poor bass :o( Surely sanding right through the top ply of the top is abuse

Living by numbers - New Musik

Its a faker innit? The shark fin inlays would go all the way to the edges of the of the fingerboard on a real one wouldn't they? https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YAgAAOSwkbdkALwS/s-l1600.jpg

Red Rider - The Residents

A Gallon of Gas - The Kinks

I like the control plate. I wonder whether it'll be available as a spare part.

Don't Hang Up - The Orlons

Bus stop - The Hollies

Baby Come Back - The Equals

Readers Wives - Dave Edmunds

Girls on Film - Duran Duran

Surely for maximum clickbait the tagline should have included something like "The secret professional bass teachers don't want you to know"

Six Things to a Cycle - The Residents

I currently own four Fender Mustangs (six if you include guitars as well as basses) so I'm a big mustang fan, but I don't have a PJ one, only a pair of JMJs, a 90s CIJ & a vintera. Call me shallow, but I can't get past the sausage/dingaling shaped control plate of the harley benton. If it is possible to finagle a Fender style control plate onto one of these - possibly with a custom pickguard I might be interested.