More a post of 'things that can go wrong' than actual Nemesis, but:
- Aggressive Steve Harris-type moment which resulted in a broken E string, and the string core going straight through my index finger. Rather painful - but played to the end of the song with remaining digits. Guitarist almost passed out when he saw the blood.
- Strap'lock' unlocking resulting in Stingray crashing to the floor and unfeasible noise
- Two gigs later the same (unchecked) Stingray having an active electronics wire disconnect itself. Cue mid-song pedal board rerouting to find the (unfindable) problem. PA guy solves it by turning the bass gain through the roof on the FOH (about 15k as i recall). And then of course the wire finds its way home for a short while resulting in bass overload, audience with bleeding ears, tripped poweramps and a couple of blown cones.
- Asking the audience if they had any requests : )
- Playing for freebeer and attempting to get my moneys worth (pregig). Then coming off at the end of the gig and complaining to the rest of the band that we hadn't played x, y and z songs. Apparently we had, and I just couldn't remember.
- Playing rough bars with no lights on the audience and blinding spots on the stage. You just won't see the glasses coming towards you til the last second.
- Having a really gobby lead guitarist in situations like the one above.
- Applying superglue into a thumb blister, but accidently supergluing thumb and index finger together
- Guitarist getting careless, dropping guitar and shearing every single knob off the front of my combo.
- Tucking in to the between-set buffet to the extent that you can't sing and want to sleep.
- Letting the bride/groom book a PA ("no, 50w is not enough")
- Having a pedal board so complex that your bandmates refer to it as 'the mothership' and you resemble one-legged t*at all gig.
PS. I resisted the urge to say my biggest Nemesis is an 8x10 combo