Spot on, Admiral. I live three miles away and have enjoyed some of the acts, not the headliners necessarily but some of the surprises - well to me anyway. Wilko with NW-R, Alison Moyet superb, Buffy St Marie at 70 with just bass and drums, Waterboys and lots more. We are spared Jules Holland this year.
But although I can, ahem, afford a VIP ticket I haven't the slightest inclination to join the braying hordes. You only have to walk past the area outside the tent - sorry Marqueeeeee - to know that you wouldn't like to join the denizens within.