American Pig - John McLean
Sweets for my sweat - The Searchers
Biker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Shite room - Cream
Norwegian food - The Beatles
Bicycle rape - Queen
Not sure if it would work for what you want but there is a spray on leather protector product available in places selling hiking gear like Mountain Warehouse
Just spotted this thread.
I have one, serviced by Ashdown FOC when I first got it. That's not uncommon for the first class service that Ashdown provide.
TBH I've never used it and would be happy to find someone who would put it to good use.
I bought an Aguilar OBP2 preamp from Ben.
Didn't need it but after paying full price for one a few months ago I really couldn't pass it up.
Ben made it so simple - arrived safely packed within days.
An absolute joy to do business - more than happy to trade again.